Ancient history:2021-11-27 Eight years on 2013-03-01 "You'll be stone dead in a moment!" 2007-08-07 I covet fuck you money 2007-07-16 My own long, dark tea-time of the soul 2007-07-11 My internet experience is lacking 2007-07-10 Coincidence 2007-07-02 At a local maximum 2007-06-08 This rut is so deep that a Caterpillar couldn't pull us out 2007-06-07 The itch is back 2007-05-30 Overwhelmed 2007-02-08 Download my unofficial Windows 2000 DST patch! 2007-01-30 My back of the envelope, wild-assed guess: we got hosed 2007-01-11 Just one (big) resolution 2006-12-15 Go ahead, infantilize me! 2006-12-12 Past my sell-by date 2006-12-06 Cheese, dreams and savings 2006-12-05 Ow. 2006-11-30 W. T. F?! 2006-11-20 Phoning it in for fun, profit and sanity 2006-11-13 Speed bumps 2006-11-07 I've got a flow going 2006-10-30 Everything old is new again 2006-10-24 A fat man's scream into the darkness 2006-08-01 Windows Product Activation, 0x80090006, and itch-scratching 2006-07-11 Have worth one day 2006-07-10 Malaise 2006-06-13 Okay, so now what? 2006-06-06 I'm still The Loser 2006-05-26 If you have to play the game, play to win 2006-01-17 2005 was a year of change 2006-01-11 A haiku 2005-10-18 I can't wrap my mind around it 2005-10-12 That's a wedding bracelet! 2005-08-29 Here I am, wearing the shackles 2005-08-22 New policies in Geek Land 2005-06-23 Long time, no type 2005-04-25 Gathering bits and pieces 2005-04-21 The mystery of I-10's mile marker 666... solved! 2005-04-21 Goin' to California 2005-04-12 Picked on by Billy Gardell 2005-04-09 Getting by in America 2005-03-24 Best. Game. Evar. 2005-03-18 Girlie saber 2005-03-18 That extra 'M' makes all the difference 2005-03-16 Shotgun Monkey 2005-03-14 Mozilla: my trusty sword, splintered asunder 2005-03-09 Religious issues 2005-03-08 An eighty-percent solution on RSS isn't a solution 2005-03-08 And so ends the hot dog obsession 2005-03-07 You twist and turn in the slow motion freefall 2005-02-24 Our heroes! 2005-02-23 I can't believe it 2005-02-16 Tentative notes on bliki design 2005-02-16 Sick l'il monkey 2005-02-09 Thoughts on expired domain suckage 2005-02-09 Expired domain suckage 2005-01-31 I have failed, but I haven't given up 2005-01-31 Crap: two kinds, both smell 2005-01-26 Dietary musings 2005-01-25 I'm a guy. I like boobies. 2005-01-24 Ah ha! I knew it was true! 2005-01-20 Hack mode 2005-01-20 Hail to the thief 2005-01-19 rel="nofollow" considered harmful(?) 2005-01-18 A restroom epiphany 2005-01-13 Back when Lollapalooza could sell tickets 2005-01-12 "Emergency surgery." Uh huh. Sure. 2005-01-10 Another thing I don't like about Altiris 2005-01-07 Almost a million 2005-01-07 Pixelcide 2005-01-04 Obligatory New Year's Resolutions 2005-01-01 Ruining my diet, in the name of luck, wealth and holiday superstition 2004-10-05 Now that's Texas! 2004-09-24 I am a bad pagan... but what kind am I? 2004-07-17 I do not have answers 2004-07-07 Where is the killer app that manages my life? 2004-06-29 Where do you find open-source loving, foward-looking geek friends in Houston? 2004-06-17 Quick odds and ends 2004-06-14 Life hacks 2004-06-07 Just an hour a day 2004-05-16 A film of epic proportions 2004-05-13 I just know that often, they are not mine 2004-05-02 A long weekend, well deserved 2004-04-20 Dark clouds over a greying head 2004-03-19 How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! 2003-11-19 The Storage Revolt of 2003 2003-11-05 Three snippets, loosely interwoven into a life lesson 2003-10-24 That wasn't expected 2003-09-16 I sure do miss the Internet 2003-08-11 I've been "geeked" 2003-05-26 Plunge 2003-01-23 Tired of the denial 2003-01-13 It's all fun and games until somebody loses a lung 2002-11-11 Empowering other minds doesn't always pay the bills 2002-11-05 Why vote? 2002-10-21 It's about freedom 2002-10-16 The period of dousing 2002-10-13 Ten Thirteen 2002-10-10 Record *everything* 2002-10-09 I started him down, but a whole lot of good it did her 2002-10-07 There and back again 2002-09-03 Back to school, Monkey Birthday Week, and the rest of it 2002-08-09 I'm not too sinusrific to dis PHP's documentation 2002-08-04 So much "me" when she just wants "us" 2002-07-23 The Firmware Revolt of 2002 2002-07-14 Creeping crud has a sense of time 2002-07-05 Maybe I'm just a turd after all 2002-07-04 Reflection on a trip down South Gessner 2002-06-07 If I were Cartman's neighbor, or, me as a South Park character 2002-06-07 How Mozilla made me want to build again 2002-06-03 A conjecture on the natural practice of magic and children 2002-05-28 What a difference a few months makes 2001-12-31 Do you remember when...? 2001-06-05 Housekeeping 2001-05-15 Post-*what* headaches? 2001-05-10 Selfish 2001-05-09 A whole lot of shakin' (up) goin' on 2001-05-01 I have to admit, it's getting better 2001-04-14 Intermission: Back from the dead 2000-10-31 Ah, times, they do a-change... 2000-06-26 Intermission: On the move 2000-06-06 Intermission: Breaking the silence 2000-05-03 Banging my heart against some mad bugger's wall 2000-05-02 Ignore the fear 2000-05-02 Push your way to success? 2000-05-01 So there 2000-05-01 You can't be all things to all people, but I'm tired of being nothing to all people 2000-04-30 I want my geek TV 2000-04-28 The mental checklists never stop 2000-04-27 Multimedia extraviganza 2000-04-25 Looking for work is a full time job, or, When it rains, it pours? 2000-04-24 Smile and act like everything's okay 2000-04-24 Don't you know that you are a shooting star? 2000-04-20 Speak to me 2000-04-17 Do you really want to make a difference? 2000-04-12 Somebody sacrifice a virgin to Shub-Internet, will ya?, or, Applying LISP to everyday life: fun with nested parentheses 2000-04-11 You know I just wanna know that you're okay 2000-04-09 Well, I'll be damned 2000-04-08 Of punctuated evolution and mind crack 2000-04-07 Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer/The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,/Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,/And by opposing end them? 2000-04-07 Cast adrift 2000-04-04 This would be almost perfect 2000-04-03 char *crypt(const char *key, const char *salt); 2000-03-18 You can't always get what you want 2000-03-16 Early-morning angst, dissatisfaction and frustration 2000-03-15 Can'tcha say 2000-03-14 Of happiness 2000-03-10 When you have nothing else to talk about, talk about the weather 2000-03-10 Glutton for punishment 2000-03-09 A glimpse of my future 2000-03-09 Pathetic, yet prophetic 2000-03-08 A letter to the big house 2000-03-06 Chasing shadows and illusions 2000-02-28 A UFO crash in Pearland, Republic of Texas 2000-02-27 I really need to get a digital camera 2000-02-26 #include 2000-02-24 ...the more they stay the same 2000-02-22 Coming out from under my rock 2000-02-18 Today was a learning experience 2000-02-16 Trinity 2000-02-12 My own private Idahell 2000-02-12 Gameshows are signs of The Apocalypse 2000-02-11 Traditions suck 2000-02-09 Nosy bastard 2000-02-09 This is my brain on Celexa 2000-02-09 Busted 2000-02-07 Quick update 2000-02-03 Remember that job I got? I spoke too soon... 2000-02-01 Everything's coming up roses 2000-01-28 It's a living (maybe) 2000-01-25 I like my old toys. (And they execute so much faster now!) 2000-01-25 The plight of the poor in the motor society 2000-01-23 Wasted weekend 2000-01-21 Hey, I know you! 2000-01-19 This must be the "backwards" in "backwards compatible" 2000-01-16 I'll be missing you 2000-01-14 Fevered musings(?) 2000-01-13 Style versus substance 2000-01-13 Contemplating a murder-suicide 2000-01-12 Tranquility Base, the Eagle has landed 2000-01-11 I need out, one way or another 2000-01-10 Vampires use needles, not teeth 2000-01-09 Spiteful hypocrite 2000-01-08 Damned if you do, damned if you don't 2000-01-07 Doctors shouldn't wear Mickey Mouse watches 2000-01-05 Pathetic 2000-01-04 Blasted from the past 2000-01-03 "The medium is the message", a confused ramble in two acts 1999-12-31 Do not open until January 1, 3000 1999-12-30 It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine 1999-12-29 From the "Things that piss me off" file 2999-12-28 Downup 1999-12-28 ReCkLeSs (a flashback to August 3-4, 1999) 1999-12-27 Too Much Information 1999-12-26 Doobie-doobie-doo 1999-12-24 Social animal 1999-12-20 I feel competent. 1999-12-19 If I do get a psycho stalker, I hope she's cute, at least 1999-12-17 Happy anniversary 1999-12-15 Whine, whine, whine 1999-12-13 Low weirdness 1999-12-09 I was paranoid before it was fashionable 1999-12-08 The things you think about when you just want some spray-on beauty lacquer 1999-12-07 Mixed bag 1999-12-01 It's official, I'm a nut 1999-11-29 Crisis of confidence 1999-11-23 Even the turkey will have a better time than I will 1999-11-19 The last odd day (yeah, right) 1999-11-18 Observations on "Tragedy" 1999-11-18 Tragedy 1999-11-17 You mean I have to edit configuration files by hand again? How primitive. 1999-11-16 Incredible zit 1999-11-09 It's a lost cause 1999-11-04 Updates on our top stories 1999-11-03 My kingdom for a competent ISP that doesn't require a credit card 1999-11-02 We don't need no education 1999-11-02 Taken for granted 1999-10-28 Resonant mood frequencies 1999-10-26 A sign of the impending apocalypse 1999-10-26 "No." 1999-10-25 Something is wrong with me 1999-10-25 "Can't we all just get along?" 1999-10-23 Eye iz white trash bah burth 1999-10-22 One hour 1999-10-19 Quitting, part deux 1999-10-18 How I learned to stop worrying and just go back to being a quitter 1999-10-17 And now, back to our regularly scheduled entries 1999-10-14 Holding out for something better 1999-10-13 Tying up loose ends 1999-10-13 I should have read the dust jacket first 1999-10-13 Bogus raving saga #1 1999-10-13 Of sites and slideshows 1999-10-12 Texas is not "the volunteer state" 1999-10-11 Flashbacks 1999-10-10 Slipping away (?) 1999-10-08 "Welcome to the Realm" 1999-10-08 Insecurity through obscurity 1999-10-07 What a strange title.